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Colegasm 

Colegasm refers to the explosion of semen, blood, and flesh uttered from the male reproductive system after ejaculation. In order for one to reach "Colegasm" stage, one must first use acupuncture in the foreskin of the penis via needles. Then one's partner must tie a sturdy know on the trunk of the penis to cut off all blood flow, creating pressure and colors such as variations of blue or purple. The partner then finishes the job via oral sex or other acts of intamacy until one is in the need of ejaculation. When in the course of ejaculation, semen builds up in the penis adding immense pressure. The last needed step is for the parter to strike down, with either foot or tool, on the blood riddled penis. The explosion that occurs has the force of a five pound plastic explosive. The partner may want to stand over twenty feet away to avoid flying pieces of flesh. Then one knows he has achieved a "Colegasm". This experience is noted as quite pleasuring and satisfying, yet may have harmful results.
My wife Nancy and I experimented with the "Colegasm" technique with splendid results
Colegasm by A Crazed White Man February 19, 2009
Codegasm: “The result of a code epiphany so awesome you must walk away from your desk to respect to it.” Side affects: Forgotten epiphany.
Oh freak! wait.. really? Yes! I've got it!
I just had the most epic codegasm. I've spent weeks trying to fix this problem.

Wait... how are we going to fix it again?
Codegasm by hivemind March 18, 2014
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coregasm 

an orgasm achieved while performing a core exercise during a work-out.
she achieved a coregasm whle performing a hanging leg lift.
coregasm by Jengus February 5, 2008

Cokegasm 

The overwhelming wave of satisfaction and relief experienced after the first few gulps of Coca-Cola, particularly when very thirsty.
“Oh yeah! That was a great Cokegasm.”
Cokegasm by Pubert Bumstead April 7, 2010

COREgasm 

A feeling of euphoria caused by the sudden release of a great amount of stress, usually when you finish a large essay test or other similar test that you have spent weeks cramming for
David: "How was your IUE?"
Gianni: "I'm COREgasming so hard right now."
COREgasm by Get Some May 9, 2012

Coregasm 

A pleasuring feeling after a big test such as the IUE.
Alex: That IUE was tough, I am glad to be done with it.

Sarah: Yes, I just had a coregasm
Coregasm by venfinch August 1, 2012

coldgasm 

a short and completely random spasm you get when it is very cold outside. It is often also referred to as a chill.
Trevor: Oh man it is so cold out right now.
Andrew: Dude I know I'm coldgasming all over the place
coldgasm by T. Durden December 28, 2005
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