The Clap Slap

When a woman has "The Clap" or formally known as chlamydia. She sticks her hand down her pants and gets some of the Chlamydia juice on her hand and rubs it across someones face. Hence "The Clap Slap"

Julia used The Clap Slap on Jason.

by Crookston June 18, 2007

clap slap

When an individual slaps another individual with an STD infected hand, usually the palm, and usually across the face.

Shit... If that kitchen bitch keeps flappin’ her gums, Imma clap slap dat hoe.

by B-rizzle Leeroy November 28, 2019

ka-slap-clap

noise made when two fat people have sex in space... or in zero gravity.... fat colliding with fat

ka-slap-clap!
ka-slap-clap!
* ok now i'm tired, i think i'll make a sandwitch.

by bogart March 07, 2005

Allahu Akbarian feet clapping foot slap

Arabian Muslim version of footstep.

Guy1: Where the hell are my panties?!
Guy2: Probably the Arab Muslim neighbor next door stole them, I heard some Allahu Akbarian feet clapping foot slaps midnight but I thought it was just you stroking your cock with a banana peel as usual.

by clearance888 July 07, 2018