rettes 

n. Cigarettes. The "Cool" jargon, as opposed to "butts"

Hey Jack, can you spare some rettes?

rettes by ALEXfromExeter August 21, 2005

rettes 

Slang term for Tourettes Syndrome. (I would know cuz i have it)

Alex:"Hey Chris was that your rettes?"
Chris:"What?"
Alex:"That movement"

rettes by Chrisdaballer June 4, 2007

touch of the 'rettes 

Suffering from tourettes syndrome for a brief period of time. Usually involves excessive use of the word "Fuck" and anything related to female anatomy.

#1: Holy sweet fucking vagina fairy! Hot goddamn bullshiting vulvarian cancer of the pussyitis im fucking angry!
#2: Calm down. Its only a hospital. They wont hurt you here.
#1: Sorry. I must have a touch of the 'rettes.

touch of the 'rettes by Sir Ty December 9, 2008

Ghetto-rettes 

Someone that blurts into a small ebonic episode due to lack of proper etiquette, grammar, and at times vocabulary. These symptoms can quickly assist on where the individual grew-up and how they were raised.

We were having a delightful chat about the housing market. Then she Ghetto-rettes me with "yamean".

Ghetto-rettes by Macho215 April 22, 2009

Jew-rettes 

someone who overly speaks of money

Allen:God, ever since Dylan got his 100$ he's been rubbing it in my face!
Andrew: I know, total case of Jew-rettes

Jew-rettes by Freakingjewsman December 22, 2008

Beers and Rettes 

This term is used to describe the socialising of various youngsters in both chilled and more excitable modes of activity.

Normally, young people who are described by this term are consuming beer (Beers) and cigarettes (Rettes).

Prior to, and once decided on pursuing this course of entertainment for the evening, young people tend to chant (at various volumes) this phrase, to help ensure it happens.

Paul: Hey man what do you want to do tonight?

Peter: I don't know man - maybe we can just go chill with some beers and rettes

Paul and Peter: BEERS AND RETTES, BEERS AND RETTES, BEERS AND RETTES.

Beers and Rettes by manypartycannn December 21, 2010

Baffoon ‘a’ Rettes 

When a person or persons can’t coherently string commands or sentences together without placing in random and pointless facts that a 4 year old would even say.

Jesus John the boss is suffering from Baffoon ‘a’ Rettes again, I get more sense from my 2 year old cocker spaniel.

Baffoon ‘a’ Rettes by anonymous September 29, 2020