"I was talking on the phone with my moms."
by Mary L August 30, 2005
Get the Momsmug. A term for the female parental unit. Originating from the 1996 novel, "Infinite Jest" by David Foster Wallace.
by ketiekew May 28, 2007
Get the Momsmug. by Lukeism May 18, 2010
Get the Momsmug. by j ogrady May 29, 2007
Get the Momsmug. Jimmy: I was eating your mom!
Bob: Well I was eating your mom’s mom!
Jimmy: Well I ate your mom, your mom’s mom, and your mom’s mom’s mom!
Bob: Your mom’s mom’s mom’s mom.
Jimmy: *freaking disintegrates*
Bob: Well I was eating your mom’s mom!
Jimmy: Well I ate your mom, your mom’s mom, and your mom’s mom’s mom!
Bob: Your mom’s mom’s mom’s mom.
Jimmy: *freaking disintegrates*
by MofG October 8, 2018
Get the Your mom’s mom’s mom’s mommug. Me: Mom! Where’s my phone?
Mom: I don’t know, have you checked the kitchen table?
Me: Of course I did!
*mom walks into the kitchen and comes out with a phone*
Mom: Then what’s this?
Mom: I don’t know, have you checked the kitchen table?
Me: Of course I did!
*mom walks into the kitchen and comes out with a phone*
Mom: Then what’s this?
by AsianKyrie October 8, 2019
Get the Mommug. by YingYangWaves November 3, 2016
Get the On momsmug.