"I was talking on the phone with my moms."
by Mary L August 30, 2005

A term for the female parental unit. Originating from the 1996 novel, "Infinite Jest" by David Foster Wallace.
by ketiekew May 28, 2007

by Lukeism May 18, 2010

by j ogrady May 29, 2007

Jimmy: I was eating your mom!
Bob: Well I was eating your mom’s mom!
Jimmy: Well I ate your mom, your mom’s mom, and your mom’s mom’s mom!
Bob: Your mom’s mom’s mom’s mom.
Jimmy: *freaking disintegrates*
Bob: Well I was eating your mom’s mom!
Jimmy: Well I ate your mom, your mom’s mom, and your mom’s mom’s mom!
Bob: Your mom’s mom’s mom’s mom.
Jimmy: *freaking disintegrates*
by MofG October 08, 2018

Me: Mom! Where’s my phone?
Mom: I don’t know, have you checked the kitchen table?
Me: Of course I did!
*mom walks into the kitchen and comes out with a phone*
Mom: Then what’s this?
Mom: I don’t know, have you checked the kitchen table?
Me: Of course I did!
*mom walks into the kitchen and comes out with a phone*
Mom: Then what’s this?
by AsianKyrie October 08, 2019

by YingYangWaves November 03, 2016
