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momscience 

Stuff your mom heard about in the 70's but was proven to be wrong a while ago.
guy 1: You shouldn't eat too many eggs, they're bad for you.
guy 2: No, that's momscience. A large study was done several decades ago that showed a high correlation between eggs and high blood serum cholesterol, but subsequent studies have shown this to be a rather small effect, and nothing to be concerned about. The original study was flawed.
momscience by reddittheif March 3, 2011
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MyScienceSong 

I let iodine run
Trough my blood
But I will become
What is unbeknownst
I will become above for the love

of science
Coming at you with my CUP OF

PHYSICS
And I will list it on my chart
No I wouldn’t go to far
The elements are par some are small

And some are large
Elements are key to life if your

looking for

them then don’t strike you can find

them
In our life cut up plants and get a life
Don’t let em stuggle don’t

Let em’ fight alright?
Plasma machine guns
Science is the only cause
If you don’t have Provo
Then that’s your loss
-silence buildup be quiet-Economy is history and
So is the dust bowl
As history unfolds
We begin to learn more

And get o o o o old

-silence again-
Science out, Linaias
Found the cell cone
Straining out look
What we found all around
And it’s also so round
Yeah.
I let iodine run, through my blood
That’s “MyScienceSong!!”
MyScienceSong by Olimationz October 27, 2020

McScience 

the unethical commercial exploitation of science, such as mischaracterization of a study's results in exchange for large grants from corporate sponsors
The claim that global warming is a hoax is a blatant example of McScience.

mom-science 

A mom when they explain or lecture the most unrealistic reasons with no proven evidence that they’ve heard from myths that were debunked a while ago, or heard from other moms who are also clueless. (Especially on social media, primarily on Facebook or Instagram)
Mom: That damn phone is why you’re being crazy right now!
Son: (Oh my god, not the damn mom-science again.)

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026