Batch

1. Short for "bachelor". Used to describe a single male that regularly exhibits all of the traits of a bachelor and enjoys the freedom of living the single life. A Batch's relationships with women never become very serious, as they often prefer a solid game of FIFA over female interaction. A common misconception is that a Batch rarely has sexual intercourse, but their "not-giving-a-fuck" attitude is highly appealing to women and ensures that they regularly have multiple sexual partners to choose from.
2. A fully fledged member of the Bachelor Brigade

1.
CI: Hey, when do you think you'll get married?
JH: Dude, I don't even think about that. I'm a Batch for life.

2.
Did you see that that guy pick up that chick last night and take her home? What a Batch!

by Capt Batch Bandit June 18, 2014

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Batch

Someone who hangs around in large groups of friends and usually has a bland personality.

Derives from a "batch" of cookies.

As in all the cookies are the same and always appear in a batch. No one ever bakes just one cookie.

So a "Batch" is basically someone with a cookie-cutter personality they pulled off a shelf who hangs around with large groups of equally bland people.

April is such a basic batch. Such a fucking batch of a human being.

You know April: bland, annoying, and always hanging around in large groups of equally bland, irritating women to make up for her inherent uselessness. 100% a batch.

by ~~~ Anonymous ~~~ February 26, 2020

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