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6 definitions by DezlPower

 
1.
fill-e fay-kuh:
A term describing a sexual maneuver where the male is behind the female, as in doggy style. When he nears completion he removes his member and spits on the female's back, fooling her into believing that he blew all over her sweaty ass cheeks. When she turns around to look him in the eye, he fires off a batch of hot skeet right in her face, and voila! The Philly Fake!
I was tapping this MILF the other day and decided it would be a nice treat to introduce her to the Philly Fake.
by DezlPower June 01, 2003
 
2.
Phrase used to assure another person that you are handling something. The term is very similar to "like white on rice" or "like flies on shit".
Person One: "The boss needs you to pick up his Ferrari from the shop."

Person Two: "I'm on it, like stink on a monkey!"
by DezlPower July 13, 2003
 
3.
"The Chuck" refers to when a man spits into his hand during sexs and uses the saliva to lubricate a woman's ass for anal sex.
Guy #1: "Hey man, see that fine ass broad over there?"
Guy #2: "Yeah, what about her?"
Guy #1: "She'd get 'The Chuck'"
by DezlPower June 01, 2003
 
4.
Hion
(tv.v.)hioned, hioning, hiones

1. To make confusing through cryptic wording
2. To cause to be unable to think with clarity or act with intelligence of understanding, see also: throw off
3. To confuse or befuddle, especially with numerous conflicting situations, objects, or statements. See also, puzzle.

History:
Hion is a resident of the Linenoise community of the mmorpg The Matrix Online. His bizarre forum posts, ambiguous language, and overall comedic behavior has prompted the community to use his name to describe anything that can be described as confusing. See example below.
Original post:
i also know that, never min the information i hold is worth alot.

Reply:
That post was totally hion. I have no idea what you are talking about.
by DezlPower June 24, 2005
 
5.
Slang term for a woman's vagina. Also know as, vag, axe wound, moose knuckle, bearded clam, etc.
You really must witness a freshly shorn goonya, there truly is nothing like it.
by DezlPower July 13, 2003
 
6.
A slang term to describe a load of semen. Also known as man chowder, baby batter, nut, etc.
When I couldn't hold off any longer, I dropped a fat batch right in her eye!
by DezlPower July 13, 2003