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to violently ejaculate or any negative connotation towards ooey, gooey, sticky stuff.
Last night, he googed all over my face.

I put on my sweatshirt and there was googe all over the front.
googed by keriannthology March 4, 2010
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To get drunk and or stoned.
Marked by acting out of control or just extremely out of it.
"She was at the concert last night - totally googed !"
googed by MJM's sista May 11, 2007
To see a page of crap unrelated to your obscured ass search for something while using Google to do so. This commonly occurs for etards.
I tried to do research for that report and got googed with everything I tried.
googed by drd79 January 4, 2010
(When used by a man) To put a woman in her place by justly correcting unintelligible emotional confusion with sound logic and reason.
Jenny complained to John and Joe that her crying made sense because if her boyfriend Bob is happy with their relationship he should not want to go to the gym. John explained, calmy and logically, how this made no sense and she should seek therapy. Jenny asks Joe to explain what John's trying to say. Jim clarifies to her "You just got googed."
googed by Shag Speedman January 28, 2012
Like being gagged but in a negative way
I was so googed by her ugly dress.
googed by sliveslaughslove July 19, 2025

Gooned out 

A point during masturbation where you start to lose control and revert to a Neanderthal goon tard, often after hitting poppers or smoking an insane amount of weed. The pleasure becomes so intense that your eyes roll back, your mouth opens into an "O", and you're either panting, grunting, making monkeybate sounds or babbling about how good your penis feels.
Once I took that last hit of poppers I was gooned out bro.
Gooned out by Ultbator August 20, 2019