1) Person incapable of their own thought, who when faced with a decision, or when asked about personal
opinion on something opens up her or his mouth in shock and astonishment that there is such thing as personal
opinion. With mouthbreathers it happens constantly due to damage caused by upbringing by helicopter
parents, or other emotionally damaging authoritarian or social influences. Can be spotted at every step of social and economic status ladders.
2) A reason why normal
people invented law of the land ( equivalent of pinning a note that states "anyone who will touch my coffee cup will get their
car keyed" ) and lawyers to herd those idiots away from harming normal families.
3) Equivalent to an alarmist or a
zombie - AVOID AT ALL COST - prolonged exposure might lead to compromise of inner emotional barriers and contamination of own
soul with emotional
AIDS. If you really want to help such person you can only put some objects in their way in hope it will trigger aha moment in them, so they will start slowly doing stuff for themselves - pretty much the same deal as when handling alcoholics. When engaging personally with help there is high chance of them making their
mess your business, continuing their crazy of not doing anything for themselves.
4) Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket after emotional fuckery by Gunnery Sgt Hartman
me (at university): So mr advisor, is what I wrote in thesis valid and does it have your okay stamp?
advisor: No, you gotta change thingie A to B
me:
umm... but why? the whole
world is doing A. B is kinda
retarded way (provided metric shit ton of references)
advisor: No, you gotta change A to B
me: (oh fuck... im dealing with a mouthbreather here...) okaaaay, so can i post that on my blog so the whole
world will know you are in favor of B?
advisor: (says nothing)
me: so, can I now assume that A stays and all is kosher?
advisor: *okay*
me: THANK YOU! (sigh... finally)
(true story)