Dumbass 1: Can I have some of your tots?
Dumbass 2: No, but what an dumbass you are for asking..you should have just grabbed them, like I did with your sisteryesterday.
Dumbass 3: You just got Al Caponed.
Al Capone was a Chicago Gangster and bootleggerresponsible for the death of many people. However, he was not put in jail for life because of these many crimes, but because of tax evasion.
To be Al-Caponed is when someone punishes you severely for a minor crime because they can't get you on the major crime.
"Dude I heard you got kicked out of the club last night for being under 21"
"No man, they couldn't prove I was under 21, so they Al-Caponed me and kicked me out for swearing at the bartender."
"Dude, that sucks..."