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Marijuanaganjaman

A green Genie with dreadlocks that comes to you on a flying carpet when you are high as fuck. He gives you extra weed if you can successfully answer three riddles that he asks you.
Last night I saw the marijuanaganjaman, i got all three riddles correct and now I got enough weed to last the rest of this week.

marijuanaisms 

The technical terms required to understand ancient plant cannabis, referred to as marijuana in common modern English and law. There is currently a grassroots movement spearheaded by a secret society within the cannabis culture to forward this mission.
I got a test on IM tonight. I'm studying for Marijuanaisms 101. Then I have to go ALL the way across campus to facebook for Medical Marijuanazation and my cloning final. fml.
marijuanaisms by Shannonisms February 19, 2011

marijuanaism 

1. The use or study of marijuana.

2. The creative thought, saying and/or action one does or has while medicated with marijuana.

Pronounced: marəˈ(h)wänə-ism / mar-uh-wah-nuh-ism
1. The doctor said marijuanaism is a good idea.

2. Aurora came up with the best marijuanaism yesterday.
marijuanaism by krowned June 14, 2011

marijuanaism 

1. The use or study of marijuana.

2. The creative thought, saying and/or action one does or has while medicated with marijuana.

Pronounced: marəˈ(h)wänə-ism / mar-uh-wah-nuh-ism
1. The doctor said marijuanaism is a good idea.

2. Aurora came up with the best marijuanaism yesterday.
marijuanaism by krowned June 13, 2011

Marijuanagram 

420 grams (g).
Denoted as mjg in the International System of Units (SI).
A single bong contains 1 mjg of marijuana.
You:Snoop Dogg smokes 420 grams of weed everyday.
Me: That’s a lot.
You: It’s 1 marijuanagram.
Marijuanagram by gregben September 13, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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