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El Classico

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A legendary football event in British secondary schools in which whole year groups will play against each other. There is no limit on the number of players, the entire school field is the pitch and the ball is constantly in play no matter what happens. All tactics are permitted. A typical El Classico will see years 10 and 11 play against years 12 and 13 but other combinations are possible. Teachers will often watch from the sidelines, fully aware that they cannot intervene in any way. Such is the El Classico's reputation they usually occur only once per year.
"I can't believe you missed the El Classico bruv"
"I know mate, I had a Spanish detention"
"You missed out, I reckon there was about 200 guys out there"
El Classico by BorisOurLordAndSaviour February 16, 2021
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El classico

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When you do coke before you are about to eat a nice dinner at a fancy restaurant, making you not want to touch the food so you just shuffle it around.
We just ordered so much food, what can make this evening even better? - El classico? Yes!
El classico by Nilsko June 8, 2019
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el classico

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The perfect combination of marijuana and alcohol. The sum of these two drugs, in the correct mixture produces a feeling of euphoria greater than taking the drugs alone ever could. Be careful though, if you get the mixture wrong you will end up on the floor.
I just smoked a joint and had a few beers, the world is good, I'm totally at el classico right now.
el classico by Aidan- April 16, 2007
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El Classico

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When a white or white presenting comic or public figure marries a person of color in order to discredit the possibility of that person being racist.
"Bill Burr is el classico"

"I don't trust that el classico white savior shit"
"Joe Rogan, racist? No, he's el classico."
El Classico by Trumboma August 25, 2022
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Corringham el classico 

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When Daniel Walker and Georgie Bess are together in a relationship and so are Harvey Hamilton and Halle Bagalo. This is because around the time Harvey and Daniel visited Corringham they had the girlfriends above
Hey Daniel fancy a Corringham el classico
Corringham el classico by hrham06 June 15, 2021
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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