Nuke Dukem

When a person takes a massive dump in another persons microwave and cooks it on the highest setting until it explodes into a shitty mess or catches on fire. The Nuke Duker normally flees the scene so that when the owner of the microwave finds the evidence, they are none the wiser.

I was at my best friends house and he drank all my beer, so while he was at work, I ate everything in his fridge and then left him a Nuke Dukem.

Nuke Dukem by Steven Langston April 13, 2007

nuke the duke 

When you siht in a bowl and stick in a microwave, without the victim knowing. Putting a paper towel over it and leaving it in fo a long period of time.

Preferably done at parties

Dude I pulled a nuke the duke at curtis's house last night during the party.

nuke the duke by marky skaggs August 31, 2008

nuke and duke 

The act of putting food in the microwave at work and the leaving to go take a shit, thus causing a logjam in the work kitchen.

It took forever to heat up my lunch, someone pulled a Nuke and Duke so I had to wait forever for the microwave

nuke and duke by Pistofficeguy May 18, 2016

duke nuke

to have haemeroids real bad

the reason im always pissed off is on account of my bad case of duke nuke

duke nuke by bhb August 16, 2003