weiner slap 

the equivalent of a bitch slap, but with a fried pickle or fresh penis

Bee weiner slapped Timmy in the kitchen.

weiner slap by Man-dog April 11, 2007

slap the weiner 

Stroking the penis until it squirts

That dude is so sexy I wanna slap the weiner on my couch.

slap the weiner by #wherestroy February 3, 2018

Friendly Wiener Slap To The Face 

Like a love tap, but with your penis, and to the face.

I love getting a friendly wiener slap to the face. They make my day.

Friendly Wiener Slap To The Face by TMaq February 6, 2010

Spoon Wiener Slapper 

Someone who walks into local grocery stores and slaps his wiener with a spoon while walking like he just got ass banged.

"It's the Spoon Wiener Slapper!"

*slap slap slap slap slap*

Spoon Wiener Slapper by KENNY KATAKLYSM April 29, 2011

Weinerslave 

An individual that is a slave to a weiner (or schlong/shlort). the opposite of pussywhipped.

Frank: hey man you wanna hang out with jenny tonight?

Jim: nah bro i heard she turned into a weinerslave. jofestus is her wiener tyrant.

Weinerslave by studcockbukkakesensei May 25, 2013