Poop Hammock 

When you are going number 2 and your shirt is so long that it catches your poop.

Aw man yesterday i was taking a shit and turned my tall T into a poop hammock

Poop Hammock by Dale Richardson June 7, 2010

poop hammock 

It's when you wear a g-string backwards.....

"I wear my g-string backwards and call it a poop hammock"

poop hammock by ytee April 7, 2007

poop hammock 

When you place at least three ass gaskets on a toilet seat without ripping out the center to preparing the stage for your beautiful creation. You calmly shit and if done correctly the poop will just chill on top of the unripped centers of the ass gaskets like a person hanging out in a hammock. Sometimes this skill can be hard to accomplish.

person 1: "Hey man you wont believe what I just did in the bathroom!"
person 2: "What!?!"
person 1: "I successfuly created a poop hammock! I have been trying to do this for years! This is a day to remember!"
person 2: "Woah dude...im jealous! I still havent been able to aquire such a skill."

poop hammock by chevygirl01957 December 14, 2010

poop hammock 

when your butthole hairs are so long and thick that it catches your dropplings

smooth butthole connoisseur: “yo you got a nice poop hammock going on down there”

poop hammock enjoyer: “yeah”

poop hammock by poophammockenjoyer July 11, 2021

Poop Hammock 

When a male wears a thong in reverse so that his testicles can be shown, the back of the underwear is known as the poop hammock

While Ricky was running to the bathroom, he accidentally filled up his poop hammock.

Poop Hammock by JizzWhiz September 4, 2022