vegi-curious
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vegi-curious
The process the awakening of sexual awareness pertaining to self-gratification by use of common, every-day fruits and vegetables.
Hiawatha, after an explosion of painful lesions and weeping eruptions in her genital area, made the wise decision to refrain from making any more purchases at her grocer's heavily pesticide-laden produce isle; instead, she would take the advice of other vegi-curious singles, and she would satisfy herself only with selections from her local farmer's market- with zucchinis which were not only organically grown, but happily elephantine in size! Yay!
vegi-curious by PixieTwilight December 24, 2008
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vegi-curious
The process the awakening of sexual awareness pertaining to self-gratification by use of common, every-day fruits and vegetables.
Hiawatha, after an explosion of painful lesions and weeping eruptions in her genital area, made the wise decision to refrain from making any more purchases at her grocer's heavily pesticide-laden produce isle; instead, she would take the advice of other vegi-curious singles, and she would satisfy herself only with selections from her local farmer's market- with zucchinis which were not only organically grown, but happily elephantine in size!
vegi-curious by Pixie Twilight December 25, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable