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TECKNIC'D 

Tecknic, really, is known for two things. Those being his unique characters, and doing odd things with those unique characters. As such, most of his writings are rather strange, but still simple to read due to his use of words and explanations that are easy for even the casual reader to understand. However, this particular term is derived from a habit of his, that being the addition of a single sentence to the end of his writings. Said sentence generally has nothing at all to do with the writing previous, and tends to be so utterly out of left field that it would leave even the most talented wordsmith scratching his head in bewilderment.

In it's first use, Tecknic wrote a rather intriguing tale of an incredibly sex-starved nymph that had become shipwrecked on an island. It was ended with a single sentence detailing the events of a recent Chivas USA/Real Salt Lake Soccer Match, which ended in an uneventful nil-nil draw.

Other topics of TECKNIC'D sentences have included steps on making French Veil, the starting offensive line of the 1989 Denver Broncos, a list of the junk that a particular African-American woman keeps within her trunk, and a suggestion that kisses between puppies and dolphins may, in fact, save the o-zone layer.
A rather intriguing tale of an incredibly sex-starved nymph that had become shipwrecked on an island. It was ended with a single sentence detailing the events of a recent Chivas USA/Real Salt Lake Soccer Match, which ended in an uneventful nil-nil draw. This means it has been TECKNIC'D.
TECKNIC'D by Therum March 8, 2007
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Jack, Talk, and Devour technic 

When a male jacks off while talking to his special lady and devours celery to increase his sperm intake.
"Hey man I was using is technic last night with my sexy Amanda"
"Which technic?"
"The Jack, Talk, and Devour technic."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026