monkey nuts

a large, hairy scrotum.

nigga, yo monkey nuts be stinking up my crib! you best wash that stank off!

by kyle marx April 10, 2003

monkey nuts

affectionate term for a friend

what up monkey nuts!

by theajay April 11, 2003

monkey nuts

monkey nuts is when a person is so unfortunate to not change out of a bathing suit after going to the beach and the sand, salt, and sweat gathers on and around the ball sack and no matter how much your sack itches it will not go away

dude i went surfing and then out to lunch and now i have monkey nuts *itches ball sack*

by mi nevets March 5, 2007

monkey nuts

tiny organic food eaten by small monkeys, occupying their niche in the rainforests of northern costa rica.

The howler monkeys eat monkey nuts to survive.

by jason biggs June 12, 2002

monkey nuts

small testicles.

Man, Dan has monkey nuts; they are the smallest ive ever seen.

by jason biggs June 12, 2002

monkey nuts

big round particularly hairy testicals

Ron Jeremy has some serious monkey nuts.

by Lingus April 22, 2003

monkey nuts

The testicles of a member of the ape family.

Wow look at that pair of monkey nuts.

by Anonymous March 20, 2003