Monkey Nuts 

A fully loaded 50 to 100 Round Drum Magazine for an Assault Rifle, Smg, or Pistol

"i got a New Ar-15 with monkey nuts hangin off the bottom"

Monkey Nuts by Brady_Rollies May 12, 2022

monkey nuts 

a large, hairy scrotum.

nigga, yo monkey nuts be stinking up my crib! you best wash that stank off!

monkey nuts by kyle marx April 10, 2003

monkey nuts 

affectionate term for a friend

what up monkey nuts!

monkey nuts by theajay April 11, 2003

monkey nuts 

monkey nuts is when a person is so unfortunate to not change out of a bathing suit after going to the beach and the sand, salt, and sweat gathers on and around the ball sack and no matter how much your sack itches it will not go away

dude i went surfing and then out to lunch and now i have monkey nuts *itches ball sack*

monkey nuts by mi nevets March 5, 2007

Monkey Nuts 

Very large, hairy testicles.

Mike has huge monkey nuts.

Monkey Nuts by Sturcy June 13, 2006

monkey nuts 

tiny organic food eaten by small monkeys, occupying their niche in the rainforests of northern costa rica.

The howler monkeys eat monkey nuts to survive.

monkey nuts by jason biggs June 12, 2002

Monkey Nuts 

This is what happens when a man doesn't shower for a days. A crust forms underneath the scrotum, which can be used for spreading on toast, on our grandmothers lips.

Today I reached under my nut sack, and retrived a healthy amount of monkey nut cream.

Monkey Nuts by Egon Strangler December 13, 2003