hoetastic Share definition Flag A word used to describe a location with a plethora of extravagant looking females that act in ways that aren't deemed acceptable to society's standards. Man....I cannot wizzait to go to school tomorrow! It's so freaking hoetastic. hoetastic by joemammy March 2, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the hoetastic mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch