CPAP

A medical device - in the form of a a machine - used to treat Sleep Apnea, Lou Gerhig's Disease, and a few other conditions. It works by blowing pressurized air (not oxygen) into the notrils.

CPAP is an acronym for "Continuous Positive Air Pressure).
If you use a CPAP machine effectively, you will not snore.
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
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cpap woody

The incredibly hard, eye popping, blue vein throbber of a hard-on reached during the air pressure ramp up cycle of a CPAP sleep apnea machine.
Example sentence: although the cpap's face mask ruled out the possibility of a Tahitian face maskbefore bed, Allison did enjoy riding that uber CPAP woody in reverse cowgirl while redirecting a queef out her ass
by h0wl1n6w0lf May 10, 2016
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Dirty CPAP

A sexual position where the nose is placed into the vagina and a deep in-breath is taken.
"Imma give my man a dirty cpap tonight."
by your_nightstand_water_glass February 19, 2018
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CPAP Buffet

When getting setup with a CPAP machine for sleep apnea, a provider may put out many different types of used CPAP Masks that have been used by hundreds of people to see which one fits best for the person. It's an effort designed to prevent opening up new masks constantly to cut on costs.
My dad went to the medical supply store to get setup with a CPAP Machine. When they put out the CPAP Buffet, he asked for a new mask.
by Footit November 20, 2018
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Oh Cpap

The word the portugals replace crap with.
Xahara: It says OH CRAP!
Rusty0: I see OH CPAP
by Fright01 October 18, 2008
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Kansas City CPAP

Term for a person that eats ass and then wears a mask to preserve the taste and smell for as long as possible.
Person 1: Did you see them with their mask on when no one was around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That person over there.
Person 2: Oh! They’re pulling a Kansas City CPAP after eating ass all morning.
by Smithsonian November 04, 2021
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Dutch cpap

The act of your partner mounting your face and farting directly into your nostrils.
I was 69-ing Kate last night and she totally gave me a Dutch cpap!
by ckcoffee March 18, 2023
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