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Jizzmacker 

a chorus of women, all producing a quite loud thwack in the cheek, lip area of another, completly filled with jizz. when many jizzmackers perform at once it can be called jizzmacking. Or Fluctuating.
Like when you get 3 or 4 girls almost hallucinating off the production of sound, whilst ones mouth is loaded with semen, producing a loud thwack. often girls claim feeling "high" or "euphoric,"and a little "speedy" when Jizzmacking. Jizzmacker
Jizzmacker by p0rn December 9, 2008
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Jizzmaster 

A humiliating nickname for a bad quiz host. Especially a pompous, fat, bald blowhard who thinks he's king shit, but doesn't know that Scotland is a country.
Is that Quizmaster Chris?
Jizzmaster Piss, more like.
Jizzmaster by BlizzmasterPilch June 29, 2010

jizzmaster 

One who has mastered the art of jizzing.
DAMN! You are truly a Jizzmaster!
jizzmaster by M. Mushu May 1, 2003

Jizzjacket 

"hey man! Shagged this chick last night, lucky I had a "Jizzjacket."

I'm not fucking that bitch without a "Jizzjacket."

jizzmaster 

One who is known for mastering the art of the swallow. This can be either a female or a male.

See jizz
"Shit, Pat, how many times have you had your stomach pumped this week? Fucking jizzmaster."
jizzmaster by Ethan August 31, 2003

jizzmackin' 

mackin on a woman with whom your only intentions are to score, (bang the hell out of) with.
Damn, Fred was jizzmackin' that babe so hard he almost got laid at the bar.
jizzmackin' by alan March 29, 2004