SRDS 

Severe Rapid Deceleration Syndrome

The most extreme form of RDS

From military slang.

Death by caused by hitting an immovable object whilst travelling at great speed.

Falling from a sixth floor balcony is a good way to get a case of SRDS.

"Sadly, Steve didn't see the corner coming and hit a brick wall at 120mph."
"Was he injured?"
"Yes, he suffered from SRDS."
"Did he go to hospital?"
"No, the morgue."

SRDS by Jimmy1 January 22, 2007