Awkward Coma 

Where it's so awkward, that all you can do is sit in silence thinking about how awkward the situation/comment/moment is.

I could tell he was in a Awkward Coma because everytime I asked him what's wrong he'd say 'aaawwwkkkkwarddddd' all wide-eyed and not move.

Awkward Coma by Capellan June 12, 2011

Awkward Coma 

the state of paralysing awkwardness when in an unshakable situation

"I'm breaking up with my boyfreind, so if I'm not in school tomorrow you'll know I've fallen into an awkward coma :/"

Awkward Coma by Umbella December 27, 2011

Awkwardometer

The mental gauge one uses to sense how awkward a situation is. Like a speedometer but gauges awkwardness.

Person A: Why did Jim ask that girl out? It's obvious she thinks he's a huge tool.
Person B: Yeah that was really weird.
Person A: He has no awkwardometer.

Awkwardometer by Manderson April 1, 2008

awkwardsome 

A person, a pet, a situation, a photograph or an idea that is both awkward and awesome.

"Did you see that TV clip about a donkey parasailing at a beach in Mexico? Awkwardsome!"

overheard at a watercooler on Madison Avenue in Manhattan on March 31, 2011

awkwardsome by PRwiz101 April 21, 2011

awkwardom 

A dominating person feeling awkward during bdsm play.

We had fun but then she turned awkwardom.

awkwardom by szeksp April 13, 2021