A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.
by BlastMaster May 17, 2003
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Synonymous to an ass-hole.

A generally rude, unpleasant person.
My coworkers are all assmongers.
by snabald July 13, 2003
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One who likes to take or give it up the ass, a lot, I mean like everyday, literally everyday.
Leonardo De Caprio is an assmonger, him and Boy George, they go at it like woah.
by Classik March 20, 2003
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A faggot that does nothing but fuck his boyfriend in the ass;someone who only fingers(or licks) a girls ass;one who mongers in the anal cavity and falls asleep while penatrating.
Lick her clit you assmonger!
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Is a person who mongers (climbs headfirst) into ones asshole.
"d00d the nub is a assmonger.. I saw him do it to his grandma!"
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Another term describing assholes.
Dragan from HN is a total assmonger.
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