turtle dick

your dick is so cold and gets so small it appears that it goes inside of you, thus resembleing a turtle as it would go inside its shell

(past tense) yesterday, I got a wicked case of turtle dick

(present tense) today, I got a wicked case of turtle dick

(future tense) I hope i don't get turtle dick tomorow

turtle dick by paulie March 4, 2004

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turtle dick

What happens to males when they swim in cold water. The action of the penis retracting into the body to save heat.

Oh my god! I have turtle dick.

The water is so cold I got turtle dick

turtle dick by Daren August 18, 2003

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Turtle Dick

The uncontrollable full retraction of the male penis, leaving Just Nuts.

As in a Turtle pulling his head back inside of his shell.

Causes: Cold Water, Fright, Koo Ko Girlfriends or Wives.

Rieko went koo ko and screamed at me in front of thousands of people at Disneyland and before you know it, I had Turtle Dick.

Turtle Dick by DrGenetics March 25, 2008

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turtle dick

1. An uncircumsised dick. As in the way it looks b/c of the foreskin, like a turtle that is in its shell.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.

person 1: dude, im not circumsised...
person 2: ohhh, you have a turtle dick huh?

turtle dick by john November 19, 2004