This is an acronym standing for Police Your Turds. You know the situation, some scumbucket of a co-worker has just used
the crapper and you, with a bad case of
green apple splatters, have no choice but to use it after them. There, in the toilet bowl, is lurking a truly vile, obnoxious and disgusting turd left there by the previous user who did not check to ensure that everything had been flushed away. Similar to Police Your Brass, a sign saying PYT – Police Your Turds should be
on the back of every communal WC so that anti-social, brain-dead fuckwits have no excuse.
“
That cunt Malcolm left a
toilet bowl full of turds, I told the fat fuck PYT but he just looked at me blankly.”
“That shitbag should have a huge cork
hammered up his fat arse be taken to a desert and force fed laxatives until he explodes. The fertilisation of the area would be the first useful thing he’s ever done!”