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by Anonymous May 27, 2003
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This is an acronym standing for Police Your Turds. You know the situation, some scumbucket of a co-worker has just used the crapper and you, with a bad case of green apple splatters, have no choice but to use it after them. There, in the toilet bowl, is lurking a truly vile, obnoxious and disgusting turd left there by the previous user who did not check to ensure that everything had been flushed away. Similar to Police Your Brass, a sign saying PYT – Police Your Turds should be on the back of every communal WC so that anti-social, brain-dead fuckwits have no excuse.
“That cunt Malcolm left a toilet bowl full of turds, I told the fat fuck PYT but he just looked at me blankly.”
“That shitbag should have a huge cork hammered up his fat arse be taken to a desert and force fed laxatives until he explodes. The fertilisation of the area would be the first useful thing he’s ever done!”
by AKACroatalin November 14, 2016
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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PYT is an abbreviation for "Pretty Young Thing". This term became well known when Michael Jackson featured a song by that name on his classic album "Thriller". Usually, the term applies to an attractive young woman.
Man, that Karen who works at the ice cream parlor is a major PYT. She is stacked to the max!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 02, 2007
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Pretty Young Thing -- a Michael Jackson song
I Want To Love You (P.Y.T.)
Pretty Young Thing
You Need Some Lovin' (T.L.C.)
Tender Lovin' Care
by thundt January 17, 2005
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Pretty Young Thing, commonly used by guys when referring to an attractive female. Derived from Michael Jackson's song from the 80s, P.Y.T has recently been used in songs such as "D.A.N.C.E" by Justice, and "Bartender" by T-Pain
"Yo, that girl that you've been talking to is such a P.Y.T"
by Deenai November 17, 2007
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When a fine PYT walks in front of your tree, do the creep.
by crowery March 05, 2011
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Pretty Young Thing
As mentioned in the song D.A.N.C.E by Justice
You were such a P.Y.T (pretty youg thing)
Catching all the lights
Just easy as A.B.C
That's how you make it right!
by jameson kroeker November 05, 2007
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