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Neato Cheeto 

When you want to say "neat", but be weird about it.
"Neato cheeto."

"Caleb, wtf does that mean? I just said my grandma died."

Neeto Cheeto 

It's a word to use when "Awesome" doesn't even begin to describe the situation.
Omg! That was so neeto cheeto!
Neeto Cheeto by P4K January 2, 2009

neato cheato 

A fag word used by gaylords in New Zealand to deny women of their needs.
BABY, I NEED YOU

....neato cheato.
neato cheato by UnsatisfiedPuta December 29, 2010

Neatos Cheetos 

When something is so neat it is comparable to eating a bag of Cheetos without getting crusty fingers
Teacher: My car got in an accident so I was unable to mark your assessments. I will be taking a break from teaching this class to recover.
Joe: Neatos Cheetos
Neatos Cheetos by Microwaved Fork February 19, 2021

NeatoCheetoDorito 

Something fine, or ok. Such as a grain of rice, such a fine grain of rice.
Some thinger "the work is done" you-man "neatocheetodorito
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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