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Journotard 

1. Journalists who seem to be completeley oblivious to how the world functions outside of the newsroom.

2. Players in the news media that project a disdain for the common man,while oblivious to the fact that they are several levels of intelligence below the average viewer themselves

3. When a media broadcaster offers advice that is either completely useless, or so obvious your cat knew about it at 1 week old, And you begin to wonder if they had just discovered this information themselves for the first time.
1. Rick Romero is a Journotard

2. The 5 oclock news has been given a title, such as "Death Storm 2006"

3. ".... and when that snow begins to stick on the roadway, it will become much more slippery out here" "back to you Bob"
Journotard by Jeff Elsasser December 11, 2008
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Journotard
1. Journalists who seem to be completeley oblivious to how the world functions outside of the newsroom.

2. Players in the news media that project a disdain for the common man,while oblivious to the fact that they are several levels of intelligence below the average viewer themselves

3. When a media broadcaster offers advice that is either completely useless, or so obvious your cat knew about it at 1 week old, And you begin to wonder if they had just discovered this information themselves for the first time.
1. Rick Romero is a Journotard

2. The 5 oclock news has been given a title, such as "Death Storm 2006"

3. ".... and when that snow begins to stick on the roadway, it will become much more slippery out here" "back to you Bob"
Journotard by Jeffrey E December 11, 2008
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Journoterrorist 

A person posing as a journalist or a journalist, who is a piece of shit, who spews false information with the intention of keeping the population in fear on any topic. Their intention is to keep the population in fear for the purposes of control or manipulation for a predetermined political agenda.
Hey Don Lemon, Anderson Cooper is a better Journoterrorist than you. Nielsen has provided feedback which indicates his lies about Covid19 have resulted in more fear, depression and suicides, even more than all the liars on Fox News, MSNBC combined! Also, he has a tiny pee-pee!
Journoterrorist by cschieffer January 4, 2021

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
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Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
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Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
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give a hoot don't pollute 

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting
*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*
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