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1. Journalists who seem to be completeley oblivious to how the world functions outside of the newsroom.

2. Players in the news media that project a disdain for the common man,while oblivious to the fact that they are several levels of intelligence below the average viewer themselves

3. When a media broadcaster offers advice that is either completely useless, or so obvious your cat knew about it at 1 week old, And you begin to wonder if they had just discovered this information themselves for the first time.
1. Rick Romero is a Journotard

2. The 5 oclock news has been given a title, such as "Death Storm 2006"

3. ".... and when that snow begins to stick on the roadway, it will become much more slippery out here" "back to you Bob"
by Jeff Elsasser December 21, 2006

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1. Journalists who seem to be completeley oblivious to how the world functions outside of the newsroom.

2. Players in the news media that project a disdain for the common man,while oblivious to the fact that they are several levels of intelligence below the average viewer themselves

3. When a media broadcaster offers advice that is either completely useless, or so obvious your cat knew about it at 1 week old, And you begin to wonder if they had just discovered this information themselves for the first time.
1. Rick Romero is a Journotard

2. The 5 oclock news has been given a title, such as "Death Storm 2006"

3. ".... and when that snow begins to stick on the roadway, it will become much more slippery out here" "back to you Bob"
by Jeffrey E December 29, 2006

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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

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