skelabert 

Word used to describe someone saying something outrageous and unbelieveable

"I've got a 9000 foot whale in my bath"

"Skelabert"

skelabert by jackie and jane December 24, 2006

skelabert 

A word used to mockingly declare your disbelief in claims that sound preposterous/outrageous.

Man 1: "I captured a stray siberian monkey in my garden last night that was striped like a zebra and possessed the reincarnated soul of Kurt Cobaine"

Man 2: "Pffft....SKELABERT!!"

skelabert by Crikey O'Riley January 28, 2007

Shelbert 

The most wonderful girl that you will ever meet. She is perfect in every way she can be perfect.

I've been searching my whole life but I think I finally found it. I found a Shelbert!

Shelbert by Nobert1 August 11, 2016

Smellbert 

One who smells bad, like they haven't showered for a few days.

Get a shower you smellbert, you're a little stinker
Get away from me smellbert, you honk
You're pure honk beast yi wee smellbert

Smellbert by canucklover September 14, 2010

shelbert 

Shelbert is the most understanding and compassionate person you will ever encounter in your life, from not being able to come up with a simple nickname for her friend, making the saddest edits, to overall just being sexc.

Shelbert is the best ice cream flavor.

shelbert by spideyslegalwife January 7, 2022

skilbert 

really cool,greatest ever!!!

goalie:come on dude,give us a cracker
player:ok,here it comes
goalie catches ball and a great save
player:dude,skilbert save man!!!

skilbert by danny b January 21, 2004

Shelberto 

A woman who typically tries to act like a man, but hides behind being a classy lady.

Shelberto said something nasty to Joe, but then got offended by his comeback and yelled " No! I am a classy lady!"

Shelberto by Sararific July 18, 2023