"Hey Janet, could we move the sales meeting to the conference room? The pornophile across from my office is watching a three-way on his widescreen."

"It's nine thirty in the morning."

"It's porno, Janet, not gin."
by Harris Bergstein December 18, 2006
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A pedophile that makes/watches porn from the children that they molest.
Ewww! Get that pornophile away from my child!
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