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When a school lunch table buddy buys a basket of fries. Every guy (or gal) within reach of said buddy gets one (1) fry, if and only if they say "Fry tax".

If buddy complains about said taxation, whomever he protested to receives one (1) more fry. Continue taxing until buddy stops complaining.

Additions:

I) If a girl buys fries, leave her alone, she's a girl.

II) If it's Friday, or you're just feeling like a jerk, you may state, "Raised taxes!" and may take two or three fries. Anymore than this is just rude.
*Mark sits at table with fresh basket of warm, golden school lunch fries*
Mike & Alex: "Fry tax!"
-Mike & Alex reach and take a fry.
Mark: "What!? NO! Stop!"
Mike & Alex: "Complaint tax!"
-Mike & Alex reach and take another fry.
Mark: "Fine fine fine..."
Fry Tax by Wiser December 10, 2008
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A strange fast food phenomena where women in your life have the automatic, compulsive need to reach over and swipe some of your french fries before you eat; whether she has her own order of fries or not.
Joe Blow: Hey QUIT IT!! Jack, your GF just took like a handful of both our fries before we've even had the chance to sit down!! Isn't she having a SALAD??

Jack Schmo: Duuuude don't argue with it. It's The Fry Tax.
Fry Tax by JimmyDevious January 21, 2013
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What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
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