schnooof 

A decription of something that is awesome in the most awesome degree of awesomeness!!

"My god you're schnooofy"
"Fuckin hell you were schnooof in bed last night"
"Freaking Schnooof!

schnooof by Iron Cross December 17, 2006

Schnoofet 

A term of endearment, commonly used in place of "pookie" or "sweetiepie".

No problem, schnoofet.

Schnoofet by Tseb June 21, 2010

Schnoofter 

Device for removing nasal or ear hair.

Jedi : Geez yoda you really need a schnoofter.
Yoda: yes, hairy my nostrils are.

Schnoofter by Herbertus December 8, 2011

Schnoofles 

When the Kiki does bumps and/or lines of cocaine

Would you like a cocktail and some schnoofles?

Schnoofles by anonymous November 19, 2022

schnoof 

A term of endearment used to signal to your significant other that they are indeed in trouble for something that they haven't done yet but you are 78% sure that they will do in the next couple of hours that is unacceptable. If it could be translated into an action it would take the form of a butt-squeeze swiftly followed by a punch to the kidney.

Ugh...somethings not quite right...Sophie keeps staring at me and laughing uncontrollably without telling me what in the hard-boiled fuck is going on. Shes up to something and I'm obviously not going to appreciate it.. time to call her out.. "Youd better not schnoof me this afternoon, its as hot as a pair of tits in this car and I'm just not in the mood!"

"Why do you have to be such a schnoof when im doing my taxes online"

schnoof by Zaccadacca93 November 2, 2023