WANKPIPE 

Wankpipe :
Also referred to as a "Big bore" exhaust which is fitted to a 4 cylinder
Asian motor vehicle giving it little if no power gain.
Wankpipes are fitted to these cars to give them more rice.
While making them sound like a strangled goose. Commonly
On cars owned by young wankers who think their car is awesome.
When in actual fact it’s a no good worthless piece of shit.

Raymond : Geeze brother check out that wankpipe.
Dave : Hes/She's got rice!
Raymond : Ha har Yeah what a nobshine.
Dave : Yeap thats a sure big wankpipe

WANKPIPE by Phonepad August 10, 2003

Wankpike

The term used for somebody who wears more rings than they have fingers yet also thinks they're 'cool' because they hang out in a local bar which has a little bit of decor.

The typical person that you see in a bar that tends to be in a suburb, (decorated like a bar in the middle of London, chrome etc) and is happy to buy drinks at £10 each and dance to Hed Kandi house music in order to believe that they are cool. In fact, they are a Wankpike

Wankpike by Dento12345 June 5, 2009

wankpiece

1)The tool of the gods; A penis or clitoral member.

2)A fucking useless condescending cunt

1)My, thats a marvelously large wankpiece Dr Hibberd....!

2)My supervisor...

wankpiece by PJ January 9, 2005

Wankipedia 

Wan-key-pee-dee-A - ADJ

Used as an insult for someone who has said something completely false.

Generally applies to 'know it all' type people who are the self proclaimed authority on most subjects

"America is the leader of the free world"
"Did you get that from wankipedia"

Wankipedia by Mike D. Sanders September 29, 2008

wankpile 

n. A collection of images used for masturbatory purposes. On photo-sharing sites such as Flickr, this will most publicly take the form of one user adding a picture to his/her "faves", whereupon the wankpilee will typically find their pictures amongst a pile of similar photos.
v. The act of adding a picture to your wankpile.

This picture of my new boots has just been wankpiled!

wankpile by shhexy corin December 16, 2008

wankipediac

Someone, usually lazy wankers, who use Wikipedia to do homework, teachers to mark their student's coursework, politicians to find and pass dumb ass laws and what George Lucas looks at online all day while he makes $478.55 an hour doing fuck all.

Mum: Son, are you doing your homework?
Son: Yeah, I found the answers on the web
Dad: Fucking wankipediac.

wankipediac by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 18, 2008

wankpile 

A Big huge fat fuck off pile of wank, but.. in a pile.

This reminds me of martins face, at night.. whilst he sucks my big long twang under the sheets, at the same time tibbsey is plucking his pubic region.

A huge pile of wank tittys, compiled of a penguin dancing to the sound of music, especially in the atlantic, although... marten does like to smell other mens pe.nis. He also saves up wanks to make a wankpile.

wankpile by Infin1ty January 13, 2008