The CBI (Cock&Ball-Intelligence) is an intelligence-driven and threat-focused national security organization with both knowledge of your testicles and even your penis. It is the principal investigative arm of the Department of
cock and balls. The CBI has the authority and
responsibility to investigate specific parts of you and submit you to other genital agencies with cooperative services, such as penisprint identification, laboratory examinations and semen extraction. The CBI also gathers, shares, and analyzes statistics such as (size, girth, length, elasticity, temperature, compatibility, maximum ejaculation distance, density and even color). Once caught and proven to have committed a crime, the CBI shall submit the crimnal to extensive and intence CBT as punishment which can leave the individual will crippling
testicular cancer leaving them paralized and penisless