The CBI (Cock&Ball-Intelligence) is an intelligence-driven and threat-focused national security organization with both knowledge of your testicles and even your penis. It is the principal investigative arm of the Department of cock and balls. The CBI has the authority and responsibility to investigate specific parts of you and submit you to other genital agencies with cooperative services, such as penisprint identification, laboratory examinations and semen extraction. The CBI also gathers, shares, and analyzes statistics such as (size, girth, length, elasticity, temperature, compatibility, maximum ejaculation distance, density and even color). Once caught and proven to have committed a crime, the CBI shall submit the crimnal to extensive and intence CBT as punishment which can leave the individual will crippling testicular cancer leaving them paralized and penisless

Person 1: Bruh, I work for the CBI, I have seen your shlong

CBI by CBI(Cock&Ball-Intelligence) April 20, 2022

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(Can’t buy in) a bloodsucker of life. Most often the loser of the family. Too poor to move out of their parent’s home.

Stacy P is a real CBI. I feel really bad for her parents.

CBI by Ivan Drago June 30, 2021

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Canadian born Italian. Although it's not as common as cbc, yet they r still hotties imho imho.

"I just met a gal yesterday, and she's a cbi, whoa dude...she's awesome..wanna make out with her."

cbi by dude May 13, 2005

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