CBI - Californian Bureau of Investigation. Appears in the tv show, "The Mentalist".
Agent Lisbon: "We're with the CBI, the Californian Bureau of Investigation."
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The Chinese version of FBI. The Chinese Butt of Invisibility. They can spy on you with technology from Huawei and Xiaomi.
Dude, the CBI is coming!
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1. Promo for Promo? Sorry for CBI~
2. Ugh, I really need a boyfriend. #CBI
3. "That girl's such a slut" "Totally, Isn't she just CBI?"
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The CBI (Cock&Ball-Intelligence) is an intelligence-driven and threat-focused national security organization with both knowledge of your testicles and even your penis. It is the principal investigative arm of the Department of cock and balls. The CBI has the authority and responsibility to investigate specific parts of you and submit you to other genital agencies with cooperative services, such as penisprint identification, laboratory examinations and semen extraction. The CBI also gathers, shares, and analyzes statistics such as (size, girth, length, elasticity, temperature, compatibility, maximum ejaculation distance, density and even color). Once caught and proven to have committed a crime, the CBI shall submit the crimnal to extensive and intence CBT as punishment which can leave the individual will crippling testicular cancer leaving them paralized and penisless
Person 1: Bruh, I work for the CBI, I have seen your shlong
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(Can’t buy in) a bloodsucker of life. Most often the loser of the family. Too poor to move out of their parent’s home.
Stacy P is a real CBI. I feel really bad for her parents.
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1. Cincinatti Bell Information Systems
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2. A fluffy siamese cat owned by Joseph
1. I cannot log into CBIS

2. CBIS, stop biting me!
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