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Someone who spanks themself with a hockey stick while dressing up like Shirley Temple, also frequently caught sneezing on peoples cats, and peeing in the sink.
"I definetly met a kid named ummmm....Fagan i think it was.. hes such a Goarf."
Goarf by Dally-Doodlez November 9, 2006
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Garfield's friend Odie 

From Garfield the cat of cartoons, Odie is his best friend besides his teddy bear & Odie always gets picked on by Garfield.
Garfield's friend Odie sure gets the worst of it from Garfield!

Andrew Garfield 

the bestest and only men ever.
source of serotonin.
andrew garfield; tony award winner, academy award nominee
Andrew Garfield by heybesties March 13, 2021
The overlord ultimate religion and word in all of history. It is used to express the ultimate strength of feeling in any form of emotion. It is also used as praise, an insult, or even a random word to slide into sentences whilst trying to have a serious yet informal tone.

Its origins stem from combining stereotypical Korean and/or Chinese & Japanese accents in English and the word 'golf'. The accent replaces the 'l' sound with an 'r' sound, perfectly exemplified in the movie Team America: World Police in the song "I'm So Ronery", performed by Kim-Jong Il. This word, combined with full sentences spoken in an exaggerated version of these accents forms the basic grammar of the "Garf" language.
Werr, I trieder to pray with my mommer garf, but she didn't wanter to cause I'm autisticer garf!!!!

Andrew Garfield 

“Who is Andrew Garfield
“ a celebrity that I would get on my knees for”
Andrew Garfield by Swagplease December 25, 2021

Garfeldi 

The Religion of the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Popularized by the priest Saltydkdan
Person 1: What the fuck is Garfeldi?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up, Anyone that disrespects Garfeldi in any way will be disposed in the pits.
Garfeldi by MUGlol69 October 20, 2021