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8 definitions by Dally-Doodlez

 
1.
Doodlez
A slang word for the best creation ever. This thing/person is usually the most comforting thing to many people including poms(chearleaders, but better) and lots of other people. There very loveable and cuddly and reffered to as a "therapy bear" potentially the coolest person/thing youll ever see. If it is a person, they work well with Social Ninjas and Grahffles.
Holly: "Dally-Doodlez earned his name, hes so amazing, without him i would be a lonely old cat lady 4000 pounds overweight and living off of rotten willow bark"
by Dally-Doodlez November 07, 2006
 
2.
When you get so furious towards someone, the blood pools in your head and you get a feeling of absolute joy at the thought of their demise.
Jerry " Im on a rage-induced high!"

Dally " Your mom bitching again"

Jerry " Indeed :D"
by Dally-Doodlez November 06, 2006
 
3.
Somone who avoids contact, or in any way of communication, usually very arrogant and stuck up. No matter what evidence is put in front of them (when theyre actually talking) they will just snicker in your face and say that "my word is the law of nature" and try to use your words against you. Usually theyre worthless. Very smart but with no common sense or manners. Friends are scarce.
Zach is a social ninja, and a nerd
by Dally-Doodlez November 04, 2006
 
4.
Not a form of Waffle, sadly.

A term for anyone named Jerry/Jesse/Fabio who is completely deranged and a mere 75% staight. Usually they have lots of friends, are racist, but still pretty damn cool. If you meet them you will want to fuck them on the spot, in every position your twisted mind can think of. They smell good. Constantly depressed at the loss of their 6-pack (beer or abs)

Wants their lawn to be Emo so it will wear tight pants and sing songs about cutting people and dying.

Lots of funto be around, sometimes a bit violent and out of hand. Listens to "Mr. Sandman" "Rock Lobster" "Smoke Weed Everyday" and many other pointless ditties people made while high, or dead. If you took the time to read this you are a Social Ninja, Not a Doodlez, and you need to get a life.

Gets along well with Social Ninja (one of the scarce friends) and Doodlez (one of many, but one of the closest) Defines words like Syphowitz. Needs excessive amounts of masterbation to survive, and contantly wants to sex me up.

Yes oh yes, yes, yes, harder, yes, yes yes...!!!
I love that kid, hes such a Grahffle
by Dally-Doodlez November 05, 2006
 
5.
Someone who spanks themself with a hockey stick while dressing up like Shirley Temple, also frequently caught sneezing on peoples cats, and peeing in the sink.
"I definetly met a kid named ummmm....Fagan i think it was.. hes such a Goarf."
by Dally-Doodlez November 09, 2006
 
6.
A word or expression which makes the one hearing it want to punch the person saying it in the face, kick in the balls (if present), poke in the eye (only on tuesdays), or fuck their mom (only if their hot, and only in public restrooms at the metro), or simply vomit.
Guy 1 "Dude, thats like as much fun as riding a tractor...in a field"

Guy 2 " You just garfblatted, wheres your mother?"
by Dally-Doodlez November 02, 2006
 
7.
Someone who spanks themself with a hockey stick while dressing up like Shirley Temple, also frequently caught sneezing on peoples cats, and peeing in the sink.
"I definetly met a kid named ummmm....Fagan i think it was.. hes such a Goarf."
by Dally-Doodlez November 09, 2006