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Someone who spanks themself with a hockey stick while dressing up like Shirley Temple, also frequently caught sneezing on peoples cats, and peeing in the sink.
"I definetly met a kid named ummmm....Fagan i think it was.. hes such a Goarf."
by Dally-Doodlez November 09, 2006
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Someone who spanks themself with a hockey stick while dressing up like Shirley Temple, also frequently caught sneezing on peoples cats, and peeing in the sink.
"I definetly met a kid named ummmm....Fagan i think it was.. hes such a Goarf."
by Dally-Doodlez November 09, 2006
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