clean head 

A clean head is a bald-headed man, who is completely bald and shiny.

The clean head sitting in front of me is causing some serious glare in my eyes.

clean head by Valinda November 2, 2006

clean head 

A circumcised male.

Instead of picking teams, the guys divided up between CLEAN HEADS and cheese dicks for a game of hoops.

clean head by Jonathan January 20, 2004

Slevening A Head Clean Off 

When you take a 35mm film canister of the movie "Lucky Number Slevin", and unravel the film to a confortable length in between your two fists, and then you use the sharp edge of the fimstock to slice someone else's head off their body.

Hey Bobby, look what that man over there is doing. He is Slevening a head clean off!

Slevening A Head Clean Off by Ben Greenberg & Stephanie Isaacson May 18, 2006

Surging A Head Clean Off 

When you take a cell-phone antenna and overcharge your mouth with it until it blows the top of your noodle clean off your neck-gizzard-hole. Cannot be done with antenna-less cellphones. Science of the surge is undetermined but might draw from plate tectonics.

Maytal: Did you buy that surge protector at Home Depot?

Skeleton-Boy: No, I just finished surging a head clean off though with my antenna. Your head.

Maytal's corpse: Oh. Ow.

Surging A Head Clean Off by Ben Greenberg and Stephanie Isaacson May 18, 2006

Clean Bed, More Head

When you keep a clean bed set you get more head/oral sex.

Hey Jimmy I have noticed more moaning from your bedroom this week. I know Peter Clean Bed, More Head!

Clean Bed, More Head by PrincessRosita November 13, 2025

clear the head 

A expression used in place of "going to the bathroom", for the express purpose of deficating. It means to "take a shit".

Refer to: lighten the load

Although 'head' is often used as a reference to 'toilet', this is not the case in this expression.

Mike: Are we ready to go?
Dave: Nah, Andrew's just gone to clear the head.
Mike: Christ, he'll be gone a while - we may as well have another beer!

clear the head by buckonz October 25, 2008

clear headed 

the mindset of one who believes their own bullshit

bernie believes hes at a gym while incarcerated and is clear headed

clear headed by get up on my level May 12, 2016