19 definitions by Valinda

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A bald-headed black man
I loves me a milk dud!
by Valinda November 01, 2006

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common knickname for a bald-headed man. it is usually reserved as a greeting or term of endearment for a close acquaintance.
Hey baldy! What have u been up 2.
by Valinda November 01, 2006

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a man who looks professional or cleanshaven, meaning no facial hair and sometimes no hair on his head either.
The new guy in the building is very cleancut and handsome.
by Valinda November 01, 2006

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A hipper, sexier way of describing a man with no hair. But it can also be a more amusing or insulting term to depict bald men as well.
Bald-headed men are often very sexy and masculine.
by Valinda November 01, 2006

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A hard wooden shoe that a woman can use to keep her man in check if he gets out of line. It is particularly effective on a bald-headed man. Preferably use the heel end of the shoe.
Hector kept getting on my nerves so I wacked him on the back of his chrome dome with my hard ass clogs.
by Valinda November 01, 2006

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Very recently it has become a new slang word for the bald head of a man that women (usually a spouse or girlfriend) use to rest their feet on while watching tv or just lounging. It is actually very therapeutic.
Last night I rested my feet and painted my toenails on Alberto's smooth footstool while he was watching the game.
by Valinda November 01, 2006

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A clean head is a bald-headed man, who is completely bald and shiny.
The clean head sitting in front of me is causing some serious glare in my eyes.
by Valinda November 01, 2006

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