19 definitions by Valinda

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A bald-headed black man
I loves me a milk dud!
#bald-headed #bald #baldie #baldy #eightball #turtle waxer
by Valinda November 01, 2006
common knickname for a bald-headed man. it is usually reserved as a greeting or term of endearment for a close acquaintance.
Hey baldy! What have u been up 2.
#bald #baldie #bald-headed #milk dud #chrome dome #spalding #mr. clean
by Valinda November 01, 2006
a man who looks professional or cleanshaven, meaning no facial hair and sometimes no hair on his head either.
The new guy in the building is very cleancut and handsome.
#handsome #professional #haircut #bald #bald-headed
by Valinda November 01, 2006
A hard wooden shoe that a woman can use to keep her man in check if he gets out of line. It is particularly effective on a bald-headed man. Preferably use the heel end of the shoe.
Hector kept getting on my nerves so I wacked him on the back of his chrome dome with my hard ass clogs.
#shoe #bald #retribution #punishment #lesson #wack #bam #throb
by Valinda November 01, 2006
A hipper, sexier way of describing a man with no hair. But it can also be a more amusing or insulting term to depict bald men as well.
Bald-headed men are often very sexy and masculine.
#bald #milk dud #baldie #baldy #hip #cool #cueball #eightball #spalding #bowling ball #turtle waxer #slaphead
by Valinda November 01, 2006
Very recently it has become a new slang word for the bald head of a man that women (usually a spouse or girlfriend) use to rest their feet on while watching tv or just lounging. It is actually very therapeutic.
Last night I rested my feet and painted my toenails on Alberto's smooth footstool while he was watching the game.
#baldhead #baldie #rest #toenails #feet #smooth #therapeutic #relaxing
by Valinda November 01, 2006
A clean head is a bald-headed man, who is completely bald and shiny.
The clean head sitting in front of me is causing some serious glare in my eyes.
#shiny #bald #bald-headed #baldie #baldy
by Valinda November 01, 2006
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