switcheur 

A PC user trying to be a Mac user.

"The switcheur right-clicked the zoom button in one last attempt to maximize."

"For the switcheurs in our customer base, we have completed a MAC port of our bestselling BeigeMaker 2000 product."

"At last year's Macworld Expo, longtime Mac users were traumatized by the spectacle of pale, unattractive, khaki-wearing switcheurs flooding the conference hall. In the future, all attendees will be tested for drugs and STDs to ensure an environment free of squares."

switcheur by Real Mac User November 9, 2008

switcheroo 

(noun) A maneuver which entails acquiring the original of something or someone even and replacing the original with a fake or a forgery.

Tina got ahold of her mom's entire bottle of narcotic painkillers. Knowing that her mother would never take any of them, Tina simply pulled the 'ol switcheroo and emptied the bottle of painkillers and substituted their absence with some kind of laxative pills that looked very similar. Tina was on her way to Junkie-dom.

switcheroo by Nikki Stixx May 23, 2019

Detroit Switcheroo 

When performing the Cincinnati Switcheroo gives you an STD from the girl your roommate did.

God dammit, I tried the Cincinnati Switcheroo on a girl at a party and got Herpes. Guess I got Detroit Switcherooed.

Detroit Switcheroo by queenofthesadlonelyfattwinks June 29, 2017

button stitcher

A lesbian who spends all her time giving other women clitoral orgasms

Sibling A: Why do her friends always moan and groan when they enter her bedroom?

Sibling B: I dunno, but maybe she's a button stitcher.

button stitcher by tory borty June 24, 2013

switched up 

when a person suddenly changes their behavior towards you for the worst.

Aw man, I used to fuck with her heavy but she switched up.

switched up by lightbrownsugar May 12, 2016

Rodshoo Switcheroo 

It's when a woman eats a male's ass and then right after they switch over and the male start to eat the woman's ass

Bob: yo, you fuck that bitch last night?

Blamah: nah she didn't let me fuck so I hit her with the rodshoo switcheroo!!

Bob: Damn nigga you dirty!!!

Rodshoo Switcheroo by rodshoo October 15, 2018

wal-mart switcheroo

Verb. The joyous occassion where you stumble upon a sheet of wal-mart price stickers that some wal-mart idiot employee leaves unattended. Once this price sticker sheet treasure has been found you now have the ability to change prices of any item in the store.

guy 1: dude, check it out! a price sticker sheet some retard employee left in the tools department!

guy 2: sweet! let's pull a good ol' fashioned wal-mart switcheroo and go put these $7.88 price stickers on every single bike on the rack and watch people stampede all over each other like it's some kind of black friday special.

wal-mart switcheroo by himminy hoohah March 19, 2009