nippleometer

The gauging of a room or environment's temperature using the apparent hardness (or not) of nearby nipples.

I didn't really feel cold, but I was according to my nippleometer.

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Nippleometer

Stick your tit out of the door love,and check the nippleometer, i want to see if i should wear my hat

Nippleometer by griggy October 18, 2006

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A Device used to measure the size of the nipple.
*Not used measure the areola

Honey, will you grab the niplometer so I can get ready for the family reunion

niplometer by G Steele January 5, 2008

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a way to judge cold tempuratures

"i know if i need to wear a sweater or not by reading sally's nipplometer"

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In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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