nippleometer 

The gauging of a room or environment's temperature using the apparent hardness (or not) of nearby nipples.

I didn't really feel cold, but I was according to my nippleometer.

nippleometer by EK the Bad Kitty April 25, 2006

Nippleometer 

A visual aid to the outside temperature

Stick your tit out of the door love,and check the nippleometer, i want to see if i should wear my hat

Nippleometer by griggy October 18, 2006

niplometer 

A Device used to measure the size of the nipple.
*Not used measure the areola

Honey, will you grab the niplometer so I can get ready for the family reunion

niplometer by G Steele January 5, 2008

nipplometer 

a way to judge cold tempuratures

"i know if i need to wear a sweater or not by reading sally's nipplometer"

nipplometer by julsinthebox May 2, 2005