"Oh man, I went to the doctor's today for this rash I got, man it's all scaly and there's all this white and like yellowish pus coming out and- here, look!"
N: A particular gland that exists in most human beings. The primary purpose serves to seduce the opposite sex. Not to be confused with the sebaceous gland or the sudoriferous gland, which does the opposite thing.
John: "Dam brotha, u got 20 girls at that bar last nite"
Tom: "yea its all thanks to my huge seduceous gland"