dahkness

1.) family-friendly substitute for expletives, namely F-bombs (with a Boston accent)

2.) response to a gloomy situation

Billz McSkillz dropped his whopper, instantly shouting Dahkness!!

dahkness by the man with the cape October 11, 2006

Dahkness

A slang term meaning Dammit

Jon realized he got brumbush on his new pants after getting domeski and exclaimed, "Dahkness!!"

Dahkness by pineapple apricot October 3, 2006

The Slipping into Darkness Rule 

The Slipping into Darkness Rule — this rule says: if you hear any part or portion of the song Slipping in Darkness by War in a movie, documentary, or television show; then, THAT’S JUST SOMEBODY’S ASS! Somebody is ‘bout to die or become incarcerated.

Period.

The ultimate song for foreshadowing in urban themed movies

The Slipping into Darkness Rule Can be seen in application in the following media presentations. If you hear this song That’s just somebody’s ass. Period!!!!

Mayans MC season 3 episode 1
Maplethorpe

The Get Down season 1 Episode 5
Suicide Squad
Unsolved: The Murders of Tupac and the Notorious B.I.G. Season 1 Episode 1
American Me
The Deuce season 1 episode 1 (Pilot Episode)

The Slipping into Darkness Rule by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

Army of Darkness 

The best B-Movie ever, Stuff explodes, people die, some more stuff explodes and some more people die. Pure Entertainment for real men

"KLATTU FARATTA NI(cough)"
"Yeah I said the words, well, no not exactly..."

Army of Darkness by whoop dee doo December 13, 2003

Darkness Complex 

A condition that manifests itself as an advanced form of masochism. Somebody with a Darkness Complex will be sexually aroused by being tomerented, made fun of, or attacked.

Lalatina Dustiness often puts herself in harms way just to satisfy what we now call her “Darkness Complex”, which was named after her.

Darkness Complex by Wizzlemountain October 2, 2019

Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness 

An action used by popular youtube comedian Toby Turner, aka Tobuscus, who does a wide range of videos, from songs, to virals, to vlogs, to gameplay commentary. To form an intro in his daily vlog series, he places his thumb on the camera lens, creating darkness, then redness, then whiteness, and sings "Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness" This is used to add an intro to the video, or as Toby often says, to end an awkward moment.

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Audience? Audience wha-what are you doing precariously perched on that ledge audience? you could've gotten hurt. Sooo umm....INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS

Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness by godthefish March 14, 2011

Advanced Darkness

Darkness so dark that your flashlight will probably explode, and THAT won't even give off any light.

"This isn't your average everyday darkness, this is....ADVANCED Darkness!"

Advanced Darkness by Legener July 19, 2017