An exceptionally boring or offensively dorky fucker that you didn't want to talk to, but, at a party, bar or other social occasion, nevertheless singles you out and goes on and on about shit that doesn't interest you
Why is it that every geek and giptoid in the place makes a b-line for me?
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).