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Smotherfucker

A smotherfucker is someone who gains sexual gratification by means of smothering or choking thier partner either during or piror to intercourse. The person being smothered is most usually not aware of the smotherfucker's intentions until it is too late.
Dan: "The face she made was priceless. So blue and terrified! Hehehehe!"
Mary: "Dan, you're such a smotherfucker!"

Smotherfucked

the outcome of a poorly executed golf shot whereby the result is a severe hook that does not get airborne.
Gary, you "smotherfucked " the shit out of that tee shot.
Smotherfucked by Chuxmad October 22, 2022

Smotherfucker

1. Somebody who has engaged in the act of getting jiggy with a person who they are, through either coincidence or from premediation, smothering with a pillow or other such smothery thang.

2. A general nob-end.
Stop smothering me, you smotherfucker!

Smotherfucker

A Smelly Mother Fucker. One who neglects to shower and or bathe. Lack of hygiene. One who is scared of the soap. A smelly mother fucker who puts there stank ass feet upon their pillow in which they sleep on.
Justin you have your stank ass feet on your pillow you SMOTHERFUCKER. Take a fuckin shower you stank ass.
Smotherfucker by Tommy Tucker February 7, 2005

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026