Testache 

The hair directly above and generally around a man's testicles, especially when shaved or waxed into any particular shape.

"Did you see his pubes in the locker room? He's got them shaved into a handlebar, I swear. A real testache."

Testache by SHeathen December 25, 2009

Testache 

When a male takes his hand and grabs his sweaty balls and twirls them around inside his pants creating a creamy fluid and then wipes it all over the space between the upper lip and nose of another person.

That sick ass faggot gave me a testache.

Testache by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

Textache 

when your brain is fried from typing nonsensical answers to nonsensical questions

I am unable to carry on with this ludicrous confab due to the fact that I have an unmistakable textache.

Textache by TOPTOBOTTOM69 August 23, 2016

testaclees

An ancient god worshipped by homos who is said that could offer a rain of beautiful naked men for other men only and would exterminate women, until he was banned by subsequent social acceptance. He sits alongside Satan waiting for bad homos to come to hell so he can please them with many anorguysm

After having an extremely gay sausage and mayo breakfast, Cash offered his blessings to testaclees

testaclees by Father EEP January 18, 2008

Testacle Receptacle

A woman who is used for sex only for pleasurable purposes

Kevin needed to let off some steam so he found himself a testacle receptacle.

Testacle Receptacle by ss22b March 5, 2011

Testicheck 

A last minute examination to see if you have the balls to do or say something that may have serious consequences.

Wil:"My wife will kill me if I come home drunk again!"
Jesse: "Dude! You better do a testicheck and remember who wears the pants!"

Testicheck by Amjo January 14, 2009

Tesnache 

Pasensya na Tesnache ako’y nalate si Izaqreil aking kadate

Tesnache eh eh eh eh

Tesnache by hehe koizume maganda January 24, 2022