skanktity 

1. Repeated infidelity to the point that the person shows no regard for their marriage.

2. A crude slang term for the breasts of a woman without good discretion.

1. She cheated on him again? Man, she really believes in the skanktity of marriage.

2. Person A: What a skank
Person B: Yeah, but did you see her skanktitties?

skanktity by jamison313 October 4, 2006

Skanktified 

something or someone who is, or has become, very skanky can be described this way.

John's house became Skanktified after years of wild partying.

Skanktified by Shit_4_Brains August 24, 2007

skanktimonious 

adj.

1. Of or relating to one who is digustingly foul or filthy and often considered sexually promiscuous, but often contradictorily portrayed in a decidedly more pious fashion.

Quite obviously, skanktimonious derives from the contraction of skank, that of more popular vernacular, not the rhythmic dance, and sanctimonious.

Paris Hilton is so skanktimonious.

skanktimonious by Heywood Giablomi December 12, 2005

sanctity of marriage

The supposed reason why fundies oppose gay marriage. Then they cheat on their spouses, hook up in bathroom stalls, etc.

In the USA, the lowest divorce rates are in blue states (#1 is Massachusetts), and the highest divorce rates are in red states. Somehow it's the fault of those evil homosexuals.

Vito Fossella voted for the No Gay Marriage amendment, then flew home to impregnate his mistress. Do as I say, not as I do! That's the sanctity of marriage for you.

sanctity of marriage by Frankie1969 May 19, 2008

Skanktify

To be made skanky.

You don't need to Skanktify yourself, or to get all skanktified to meet guys. They just naturally want pussy anyhow.

Skanktify by Shit_4_Brains August 24, 2007

skanktillious 

from the Latin maximus skankimus. a characteristic of a skank ass nasty ho who be all up shakin her shit trynna catch a boo.

"Yo D that girl ABD was making out with was SKANKTILLIOUS!"

skanktillious by Mrs. Bubak January 7, 2005

skanktimonious 

Adjective to describe a judgmental woman who presents herself as an upstanding religious person, and talks a lot about "family values," but who has a double life that includes many violations of the principles she purports to uphold, including, but not limited to, sexual transgressions.

"Did you hear that Maisy cheated on her husband after the Christian Fellowship meeting last week?"

"That can't be possible. She is always saying people who go outside of marriage are condemned to life in hell."

"It is true. But ever since she got the implants, she has been a skanktimonious bitch."

skanktimonious by Gwen Harleth January 23, 2011